What the FAQ?
The purpose of this blog is to present and, if possible, answer frequently asked questions that you may encounter during the course of your life, assuming that you have one. Hopefully this blog will help you resolve some of those questions to your full satisfaction, if you know what we mean.
You can submit your own questions by emailing them to us at superstitions@att.net and we will be more than happy to consider them for posting on this blog.
Now, to the questions.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Q: Why do cops go in pairs?











A: One can read and the other can write or vice versa.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Q: Did you have sex with that woman?











A: This depends on what the definition of with is.

Q: How do you spell your name?
























A: I don't, my speling suks.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Q: How is your sister?

















A: I think she suffers from penis envy.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Q: Do you do windows?








A: Yes, but it's going to cost you.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Q: What is the best way to cook children?
















A: In a microwave safe dish cover and microwave on HIGH setting for 4-5 minutes.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Q: Who did this?
























A: Must be the cat. I'm going to kill it.

Q: Is this your Mom?
















A: No, my Mom never wears underpants.

Q: Who is the greatest?
















A: Cola hu akbar

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

Q: Are you on the Acai Berry diet?




















A: Yes, and those side effects are killing me.

Q: Could you do this?












A: Sure, if I had her body.

Sunday, December 6, 2009